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917 words by Stanley Lieber

As I say: at that moment, I had no way of knowing how far it would go.

Once Violet was sure I had left, she burst out of the house and ran into the woods, making a production of whatever tears she was able to muster. She stumbled over a tree limb and managed to tear her stockings on her way to the ground. For increased verisimilitude she also affected to scrape her elbow on a rock. Her face (and mask) contorted accordingly.

Margaret observed all of this from the kitchen window, cursing me audibly for having driven the girl into the forest. Her fists clenched stiffly and her arms began to flail about -- a spontaneous gesture of maternal rage. I would have laughed even if I'd been standing there. It was funny. Predictably, she proceeded to bang one of her hands into a cabinet corner, drawing blood. With this she sat down on the floor and began to cry.

Much was made of the injury back at HQ. Some of the guys actually felt sorry for her.

Ha ha. My tender-hearted compatriots. Let them sit at the dinner table with the woman. Then we could talk.

By now the Chief had filled me in on the plan. I would be brought up on charges before a tribunal. The trial would be pushed through with a minimum of publicity. In short order it would be decided that I was to serve out a five year sentence in minimum security. Of course I would operate with relative impunity from my cell. Assignments would be passed to me via the usual covert methods. Meanwhile, the divorce would be finalized without me. An Agency lawyer would be dispatched to handle the case, making sure that the children were well taken care of. Margaret could fend for herself.

So far, I was unable to offer a single objection.

Next, I would be drummed out of the service. I would be stripped of my seniority and pension. To compensate, my Turkish accounts would be reinstated. I would be provided a bottomless slush fund and unlimited personnel. All requisitions would be rubber-stamped. Best of all, I would have my pick of assignments from the general pool. (Within the boundaries of the fall line-up.)

"This is just like Iran," the Chief observed.

And indeed he was right. If they were trying to frustrate me, it was going to take more than fulfilling every bullet-item on my wish list.

"So long as we don't get canceled in the first season," I said, also referring to our defunct Iranian program.

The Chief took my meaning.


The purpose of the divorce/prison subterfuge was to free up vital Agency resources.

Namely, myself.

The war had tied a number of key assets to specific regional theaters; a change that had been mandated from the top down. This was not how the Chief liked to operate. Presidential authority had encroached upon the Agency's domain, and the Chief was ready to turn things right-side up again. The only problem was, authority for force replenishment had not been returned to the Agency.

So, the Chief said, a number of non-essential agents would have to die.

Others, such as myself, would simply go to prison.

Again, like Iran. Laundering, we called it.


Once she was sure that Margaret had finished the chores, Violet returned to the house. Streaks of soft mud had accumulated around her eyelids, creating the illusion of an afternoon spent sitting in the dust, consumed by uncontrollable sobbing. Remarkably, Margaret herself was still in tears.

The two females sat at the kitchen table, foreheads touching. Blubbering and sputtering loudly. I had a leaf close at hand and immediately began to jot down notes.

I was surprised to notice one of the surveillance operators dabbing at his own eyelids with a handkerchief. This was an extraordinary display for a professional. He had obviously failed to detect the covert communication that was passing between the females of my household.

I recorded his handle in an adjacent column.


The next day, Violet shared her story on the playground. Her fellow students were enthralled. Violet had inherited a particular skill at narrative, it was true. From myself or from her mother I could not say.

She led her friends over to the reflecting pool in preparation for her big finale. Her mask wobbled in and out of coherency, but the other children seemed oblivious to its significance. She had gained a fuzzy penumbra. Was she having second thoughts?

"My father doesn't know I know this, but he is a secret agent!"

Gasps of air! Unintelligible, involuntary vocalizations!

Here I would have the last laugh: her schoolmates would soon learn that I was little more than a drunk who had abused his children and who had been dumped into federal prison for his trouble.

We would see how Violet would recover from this blow to her credibility.


Relaxing at home, Violet took her time moving her belongings into my den. Margaret hadn't even complained about the mess. From time to time Tommy would stop by. Near the end he could barely contain his disgust at the new decor. Pink stripes and red carpeting; plus all of Violet's junk. But in deference to Margaret's authority he said nothing.

It's too bad he didn't speak up. Some friction might have slowed Violet down.

Emboldened by the great success of her first deception, Violet would soon go to work on her mother.


To be continued...



Interesting start. Lots of

Interesting start. Lots of mysterious references going on here, and a narrator who shows signs of being an amusing cold-hearted bastard. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

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Thanks for commenting. If

Thanks for commenting. If you look at my other posts here on oort-cloud, the previous installments are posted in order. TAB1, 1960 is the first story.

Well, oops

You're so right. Sorry about that! I thought this was the start of a new part, but it does follow D.I.V.O.R.C.E. a lot closer than I realized.

That'll teach me to fire off a comment too fast. =)